That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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