Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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