"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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