im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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