I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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