We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
