I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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