the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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