I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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