whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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