so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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