Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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