Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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