the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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