I seem to have left my pride at pride
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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