Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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