They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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