): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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