Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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