You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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