Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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