That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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