Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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