Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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