Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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