Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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