And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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