3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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