hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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