I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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