her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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