If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
smell my finger.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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