OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
In America we eat man semen.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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