..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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