It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Randomize
