fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
