Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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