i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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