a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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