Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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