capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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