you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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