The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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