just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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