you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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