yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
Randomize
