I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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