I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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