What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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