New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Randomize
