So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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