Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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