O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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