I am puke
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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