wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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