His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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